The world of classical music was shattered today, like a defective pane of chemically strengthened glass, as historians admitted that superstar Johann Sebastian Bach neither wrote nor sang his own music. Like numerous classical music lip-syncers before him, Mr. Bach was a fraud, a fact exposed after a repository of documents believed to be written… Read more

The next time you hear a loud whoosh in the sky over your head – look up! You might see Silicon Valley octillionaire Bill Lagos riding around on his brand new biologically engineered eagle! Yup, you read that right: The world’s most privileged people are now breeding genetically modified creatures and flying them over your… Read more

In breaking news, we have an unlikely and heartbreaking follow up to a story last week featuring The Angel of Horsancing. Gemma Coghlan, that very angel, has fallen to her demise after trying to dance while on a moving horse. Unfortunately, her passing was quite public, seen by hundreds of thousands of spectators as she performed… Read more